We’re just your basic news site, except sometimes we forget the news. So in other words, we’re just your basic news site.
Nobody Asked:
Q: This has got to be satire, right?
A: It’s not not satire.
Q: If you don’t publish news articles, what do you publish?
A: We do publish the articles. But sometimes they don’t contain any news information.
Q: If they don’t have news information, what do they have?
A: If you read one of the articles, you might figure it out.